Thursday, April 29, 2010

Materialistic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-(

A very successful Businessman parked his brand new Porsche Car at the front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues .

As he got out, a truck came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche , his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the Businessman started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche , which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.

After the Businessman finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. 'I can't believe how materialistic you people are,' he said.

'You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.'

'How can you say such a thing?' asked the Businessman.

The cop replied, 'Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!'

'OH, MY GOD!' he screamed & finally said----

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Monday, April 26, 2010


Story 1:

There was once this guy who was very much in love with his girl.
This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a
gift to his girl.

Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his
future doesn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day,
his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told
him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways
there and then...
Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he
worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of

Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had
set up his own company ..
You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was
driving, he saw an elderly
couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even
with the umbrella, they
were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his
girl's parents. With a heart
in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them
to spot him in his luxury
sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same any more; he had
his own company, car, condo, etc.
He made it! What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking
towards a cemetery, and so he got out
of his car and followed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her
smiling sweetly as ever at him from
her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her...

Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They
explained, she did not leave for France at all.
She was ill with cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday,
but she did not want to be
his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him. Just because
someone doesn't love you the way you
want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. She
had wanted her parents to put
his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings
him to her again...he can take some
of those back with him... Once you have loved, you will always love. For
what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever.

The guy just wept.....The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting
right beside her knowing you can't have her,
see her or be with her ever again.........hope you understand. Find
time to realise that there is one person
who means so much to you, for you might wake up one morning losing that
person who you thought meant nothing to you.


Story 2: KINDNESS Pays !

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his
way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house.

However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water.
She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large
glass of milk He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?"
"You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us never to
accept payment for a kindness."
He said... "Then I thank you from my heart."

As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; stronger physically,
but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.

Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors
were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare
disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation.
When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled
his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her
room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her.
He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation
room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave
special attention to the case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the
business office to pass the final bill to him for approval.

He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent
to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for
it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught her attention on the side as she read these
"Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.

Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You,
GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Caution... They walk among us

Caution... they walk among us

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it...'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!

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I stopped at Mc Donald's and ordered some fries.

The girl behind the counter said "would you like some fries with that?"

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where? '

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime.

She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff....... '

They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.

She keeps it in the car trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned....

They Walk Among Us !

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands.

'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'....
(I work with professionals like this.)

They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!

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And last, but not least:
Dumb as a box of Rocks

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history..'

May you always have LOVE to share, HEALTH to spare and FRIENDS that care

Monday, April 19, 2010

My Dear Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I kept my bag on my desk and as the daily routine goes, i logged on to my workstation. After about half an hour i felt the need of speaking to my mom and i jus rummaged through my stuffed bag to search for my phone. I couldn't find it! I tried calling on my phone so that i could detect it as to in which corner of my bag its hidden. That was to no avail . And that time i realised that I've forgotten my phone back at my home.

Now here i had an advantage as my place was quite nearby and i immediately went and recovered it before anyone could get a chance to flick it. The first thing i did was to chk my phone. I had 2 missed calls. One was obviously the one which i had given to track my phone the other was my mom's and the duration between the two calls were hardly 1 min.

The time i had called was nearly the time wen i had felt the need of talking to my mom. Amazing na!! as to how i had a call from her exactly at the same time wen i had felt like calling her.

Another one was, a few days back. I was not keeping well and as usual i didn't want to tell it to my ma as i knew she'd get worried. I gave her the routine call and what she spoke simply made my eyes fill with tears. She was like " Beta today both your dad and brother are in too much of tension (something related to work). I dunno why, but i feel you are also not fine. You are alright na ?? " And that was enough to make tears well up my eyes.

Such is the connection between a mother and a child. I am really amazed at it. I believe it beats all kind of scientific and fastest connections developed till date.

Recently i read somewhere that the most comfortable place in this world is a mother's womb. I think it is really very true.

This is my advice to all the children in this world. Pls never make your mom cry. And if she has to cry also, let it be the tears of happiness. Pls never leave her side. 'Cos she is one person who will make u forget all your tensions, agony, worries and pain jus by her one embrace. She has amazing powers to which we are unknown. Her eyes behold the sea of unending love. She gives us so much of her without expecting anything in return. There are no words which can describe what a mother is and what value she has.


This is my dedication to all the mothers in this world.

Little girl and her father

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,

'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.'

The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.'

'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father.

'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl.

'If I hold your hand and something happens to me,

chances are that I may let your hand go.

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,

you will never let my hand go.'

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.

Little girl and her father

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,

'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.'

The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.'

'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father.

'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl.

'If I hold your hand and something happens to me,

chances are that I may let your hand go.

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,

you will never let my hand go.'

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.


Moloesophy is a branch of Astrology that deals with the study of moles.The moles are classified based on
  • Mole Size
  • Mole Color
  • Place
  • Based on the size, colour and place where it is situated,the characteristic of a person can be determined.

Based on Size

one point : If a point is seen then your life will be slow and steady and at later part of Life you get high position.

small round type : You will face problems, difficulties in life.

medium size : You want to live a comfortable life, but sometimes you are lazy. Hard work required.

Based on Color

Shade moles : You will not lose nor gain from anything.

Ash color moles : You will lead a simple life like a middle class

Wheat moles : You are brisk but you will face difficulty at first and later everything will be smooth.

Red color moles : You will have patience and most of them will be in teaching profession.

Yellow moles : You are talented in writing, poet and music.

Based on Place

Moles on Fore head : You will lead a good life, achieve Fame, Financial freedom and success in politics.

Moles on Below forehead : You have aim, confidence and will succeed above 40 years.

Moles on Eyebrow : You have to work hard, some will get job, no jealous.

Moles on Tip of Nose : Some will lack discipline.

Moles on Lips : sometimes you will be jealous of your friends and relatives.

Moles on Chin : You will achieve in politics. You will gain assests.

Moles on Tongue : you will have good education, Knowledge, planning and some will be a scholar.

Moles on Arms : You are polite, hardworking and lead a happy married life.

Moles on Elbow : You will struggle in life to achieve your goals and some will a young widower.

Moles on Armpit(left) :You will face great struggle in early part of life and well rewarded later.

Moles on Armpit(right) : You have to be cautious in matter of security.

Moles on Neck : Sometimes you are unlucky and others make you fool.

Moles on Front : You will get unexpected good fortune.

Moles on Back : You will be working and others get name.

Moles on Chest : You will have no peace of mind and some will struggle in life.

Moles on Right : Your laziness will affect family life, you will enjoy to travel, and love comfort and luxury.

Moles on Left : You are active, energetic and get what you want in life.

Moles on Navel : you will have neither worries nor happiness and get ancestors property. Sometimes luck favors.

Moles on Buttocks : You are unambitious, recoinciled to any mode of life.

Moles on Thigh : you work hard and mostly people do business at later stage.

Moles on Foot : You lead a pure life and interested in social service. You achieve name, fame. Do exercise daily to stay healthy.

Moles on Leg : You will get assests, comforts through wife.

Moles on Ear: You are considered to be lucky.

Moles on Eye :You are honest, reliable.

Moles on Right eyebrow : You are highly active, successful in all ventures.

Moles on Finger : You are dishonest and exaggerate.

Moles on Hand : You are talented and achieve success in your life.

Moles on Heel : You make enemy easily and are prone losing friends.

Moles on Hip : You are satisfied, resilent and spirited.

Moles on Right knee : You are a friendly person.

Moles on Left knee : You live an extravagant life style.

Moles on Nipple : A fickle nature.

Moles on Back : surmount obstacles in order to achieve desired results.